January 2012
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me: here look at my friend he looks exactly like mac miller
friend: where do you meet all these people anyways do you just add them randomly from facebook or something
me:
friend: connie do you know them
me: OF COURSE I KNOW THEM WHAT IS THE INTERNET I DONT HAVE A BLOG GO AWAY
Those who read the symbol do so at their peril. It is the spectator, and not...
– Oscar Wilde
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rubin can i be the sepiagoddess
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
friend: hey
me: *laughs congenially and says something witty and sparkling in reply*
cute boy: hey
me: ONE TIME I POOPED MY PANTS AT TENNIS CAMP GEE HA HA HOW DISGUSTING WOW AM I STILL TALKING WHY AM I STILL TALKING I HAVE TO GO MY MOM IS CALLING ME
this morning i was screaming the lyrics to “send my love to the dancefloor, i’ll see you in hell” on my way to school and i almost crashed into a car
and then coming home i almost crashed into another car because i was rapping “party on 5th ave” by mac miller really hard
theory: by singing in my car, i will end up crashing into another car
experiment: i will listen...
forcing myself to stake awake past 8:30 unlike these past two nights
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other asians: i got a 102 in AP calculus today
other asians: i got a 100 today in AP biology, my dad is going to k i l l m e
other asians: i went to bed at 4:00 last night because i studied for my AP Statistics exam and the professor told me i got a 105
me: one time i got a 76 in pre-algebra
spineisms asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.
canadians i beg of you one of you guys send me those fries with gravy and cheese curds
eh
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